Good morning class! Good to see you’re all present. We’re going to begin with a history lesson today, but as usual, with a sexy twist. Did you know that according to the Museum of Sex, the dildo had originally been designed to treat female ‘hysteria’ during the late 19th century? The orgasms that the albeit cumbersome, sex device induced, would suffice to relieve anxiety and stress, and supposedly cure you. I have to say, I may well take my Rabbit on the underground with me if that’s the case – just joking...probably.

Hate the dentist? Swallow for your partner

We all hate the dentist let’s be honest class. But what if we could prevent tooth cay through a sexual act? What am I going about? Semen, that’s what. Essentially, it contains zinc and calcium which help to stop tooth decay – bear that in mind and guys, you got the perfect excuse!

The shocking truth

You will be shocked to know that homosexuality remained on the official list of ‘mental health’ issues until 1973 – SHOCKING!

Did you know that the government during the war, launched a scheme called ‘put it on before you put it in’ to combat the number of solidiers who were returning home with STIs and costing the state millions.

Ok class – that’s all for today!