Settle down class, do not make me discipline you! Now, today we will learn about a cult that exists in Papua New Guinea. Police out there are currently in search of a sect of people who promised hundreds of villagers that they would be blessed with a fruitful banana harvest, provided they had sex in public, in full view of the entire community.

Police were only alerted after one villager from Yamina in Morobe province, trekked for 12 long hours before reaching civilisation so he could report the group who are accused of using threats of violence to force the engagement of sexual activity.

By all accounts, the kinky villagers had obliged, believing their banana harvest would increase ten-fold. However, the leader is still at large after escaping!

Silence at the back!! – on that note I am going to tell you about a naughty postman from Peterborough who was caught pilfering a number of packages containing pornographic DVDs and sex toys. He is currently awaiting sentencing! After his house was raided, police found stacks of sex toys and DVDs- naughty, naughty!